trollcollective

trollcollective:

witchyortexas:

 

:B That… No.. There’s still the meadow and that is fine enough for me and no one owns it. But it seems like a good plan otherwise.

> Yisque’s ears twitched, having noticed that no troll looked at her either. Well, a couple did and their glances were scary, but other than that she was fairly invisible next to the Subjuggulator. She wasn’t sure if it was a good thing or not. It felt like it was.

:B Are you sure that it’s okay for me to tag along?

G☠☠d… my plans aren’t ☠ften referd t☠ as g☠☠d… See s☠me☠ne f☠cking likes my plans sk☠lly.

>The lusus sticks its tounge out at the subjug before crawling down her arm and onto Yisques shoulder. Where is priceded to flop down in the area between her neck and shoulder.

Y☠☠ f☠cking trat☠r, I feel betrayed n☠w. My ☠wn f☠cking l☠s☠s perfers y☠☠ m☠re than me…. d☠n’t blame them. Y☠☠r rack is amazing. Why w☠☠ldn’t it be ☠k with y☠☠ f☠ll☠wing me? What heathen is making y☠☠ ☠nc☠mf☠rtable?

> The rabbit giggled softly at the lusus’ ‘betrayal’, finding it quite funny. She might be intimidated by Skelly, but the weight on her shoulder was appreciated. It was like her lusus was back. In a way.

:B Oh, no one is making me uncomfortable. It’s just that they keep looking at you oddly and I don’t really know why.

> Her ears twitched in their upwards positions, folding a bit at the tip. She seemed a lot more alert out in public, which was probably just as well since it wasn’t exactly safe.

akhinasan
momochi-ga:

godtie:

stephheck:

COSPLAY HACK FOR HOMESTUCKS!
You can easily give yourself a simple troll tongue (as well as spit) using food coloring.
Karkat - A drop of red or no color at all. (He is a mutant after all!)
Aradia - Two red, one yellow.
Sollux - Just a drop of yellow.
Tavros - Now this one was tricky, because red food coloring overpowers yellow, so use at least two drops of yellow for one drop of red. Add more yellow if needed.
Nepeta - Just a drop of green.
Kanaya - Twos drops of green, one blue.
Terezi - One drop of green and one drop of blue.
Vriska - One green, two blue.
Equius - Just a drop of blue.
I have yet to figure out a combination to make Gamzee, Eridan and Feferi.
Food coloring also makes great use for zombie mouths as well! :L

Big warning: this shit stains

this is so funny because its betty crocker

momochi-ga:

godtie:

stephheck:

COSPLAY HACK FOR HOMESTUCKS!

You can easily give yourself a simple troll tongue (as well as spit) using food coloring.

  • Karkat - A drop of red or no color at all. (He is a mutant after all!)
  • Aradia - Two red, one yellow.
  • Sollux - Just a drop of yellow.
  • Tavros - Now this one was tricky, because red food coloring overpowers yellow, so use at least two drops of yellow for one drop of red. Add more yellow if needed.
  • Nepeta - Just a drop of green.
  • Kanaya - Twos drops of green, one blue.
  • Terezi - One drop of green and one drop of blue.
  • Vriska - One green, two blue.
  • Equius - Just a drop of blue.

I have yet to figure out a combination to make Gamzee, Eridan and Feferi.

Food coloring also makes great use for zombie mouths as well! :L

Big warning: this shit stains

this is so funny because its betty crocker

letsrevince

theycallmethemoose:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.

I bet Robert Pattinson has made it his mission in life to prevent people from taking shitty roles that will haunt them forever and everyone in Hollywood knows it and now he’s like the Acting Avenger

the Acting Avenger

ask-gallows-callibrator

stormehtheawesome:

puphei:

The girl in the background made the blonde girl’s desktop background a picture of her holding a sign that said “Hi there. So um…Will you be my girlfriend?” while she was in the bathroom. This is the girl’s response. 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING ASDFGHJKL

ok so she is super hot and i think i would react the same way XD